Jokes teenage sex
Teenage sex. The mother of a year-old girl was concerned that her daughter was having sex. Worried the girl might become pregnant and adversely impact the family's status, she consulted the family doctor. The doctor told her that teenagers today were very willful and any attempt to stop the girl would probably result in rebellion. He then told her to arrange for her daughter to be put on birth control and until then, talk to her and give her a box of condoms. Later that evening, as her daughter was preparing for a date, the woman told her about the situation and handed her a box of condoms.
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of the funniest dirty jokes that will make you laugh and gasp
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And have we got some great dirty jokes for you. It goes without saying that the following contains some strong language, and very adult humour. Why is there no jam? Have you run out of eggs? Sex with me these days is akin to thumbing marshmallows into the anus of a cat.
Truth be told, some of the best jokes are dirty jokes. But can you tell dirty jokes to kids? That depends somewhat on your definition of a dirty joke. Even children can identify the hilarious incongruence between the veil of civilization and the reality of what happens inside of bathrooms and bedrooms. Potty humor is timeless and universal.
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